LONG ISLAND SHOW THIS SUNDAY AT OLLIE’S POINT!!!!!!!!!
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Some people may find it challenging to remember my name. Phab says it's because I change all the time. I think she's just being nice.- Becca's Opa thinks I'm a boy (well, let's face it: he's a little senile; "HE'S OLD AS FUCKING SHIT!")
- Signora DiChiara call my Gabby
- Greg calls me Tiffany (however, it is much better than not being remembered at all.)
- My Oma calls me Kevin (her son)
- My Mom calls me Krystal (the cat)
- Becca calls me Jessi, dumb ass, whore, bitch, Windextor, shorty, Nerlidaf, Tiffany (mocking Greg), and Princess Jessica (my personal favorite). These are all out of love, though. She may hate me sometimes, but on the inside, I will always be her best friend.
When the smoke clears, I will still be standing.
Du Bist Alles Was Ich Bin Und Alles Was Durch Meine Adern Fließt<3
DISCLAIMER: MY NAME IS JESSICA.
